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Naga Royal Guard
03-08-2005, 11:57 AM
cant say I have had any lately, and im sad that can time has proved to be less enjoyable as before, its all buisiness now :(<p>anybody here have any good stories of sitting on tha' throne? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/moon_1_D.gif" BORDER="0">

Santeno
03-08-2005, 01:28 PM
Ah yes, I still remember the day! the longest crap ever. Damn thing must ahve been 2 feet long. Impressive and disturbing at the same time. I guess that's what happens when you eat black beans and eggs from breakfast. Oh the memories...

Charger
03-08-2005, 01:37 PM
Naga, didnt you make this thread a while ago?

Dodger
03-08-2005, 01:45 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Ah yes, I still remember the day! the longest crap ever. Damn thing must ahve been 2 feet long. Impressive and disturbing at the same time. I guess that's what happens when you eat black beans and eggs from breakfast. Oh the memories...</TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/pukeface.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/pukeface.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/pukeface.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/pukeface.gif" BORDER="0">

Santeno
03-08-2005, 02:49 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Charger</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Naga, didnt you make this thread a while ago?</TD></TR></TABLE><br>He did in the old forum. He just restarted it here for all the newbies to share their memories...

Charger
03-08-2005, 03:02 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">He did in the old forum. He just restarted it here for all the newbies to share their memories...</TD></TR></TABLE><br>But do we really want to hear about people's crapping experience <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/nixweiss.gif" BORDER="0"> <br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0">

Naga Royal Guard
03-08-2005, 04:21 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">the longest crap ever. Damn thing must ahve been 2 feet long. </TD></TR></TABLE><p>he took it out and measured it

whipster
03-09-2005, 07:44 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Naga Royal Guard</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>he took it out and measured it </TD></TR></TABLE><p>Hahaha. I have never did so long crap but well, I remember when I was sitting on da can very long and couldn't let the sh*t out (must have eaten something hard to digest)

Santeno
03-09-2005, 08:17 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Charger</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><br>But do we really want to hear about people's crapping experience <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/nixweiss.gif" BORDER="0"> <br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><br>Hey didn't your perants read you that book when you were little: "everybody poops"? It's one of the building block of comedy, of course the stories should be fun.

Naga Royal Guard
03-09-2005, 08:20 AM
you really like this thread dont you <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0"> ?

knicks125
03-09-2005, 08:28 AM
can't say I can beat santeno's feat but I am pretty sure I conducted my businesses correctly and exchanged many incredible deals, some under great pressure <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beigesmilewinkgrin.gif" BORDER="0">

Reppu
03-09-2005, 08:41 AM
Beware, turdstorm coming!. This thread is da filthy.

Mindless T
03-09-2005, 10:19 AM
Wow, haha, do you guys always have threads like this one? :) Naga is a funny guy!

Charger
03-09-2005, 10:36 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><br>Hey didn't your perants read you that book when you were little: "everybody poops"? It's one of the building block of comedy, of course the stories should be fun.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>What the hell? Is that a real book? I hope you never read that to your kids.

Santeno
03-09-2005, 11:25 AM
It's a children's book. check it out:<p><A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0916291456/qid=1110392635/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/002-1126429-1578434" TARGET="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/exec/obi...78434</A><p>feel free to check out other titles by "my body science".

Charger
03-09-2005, 01:35 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">It's a children's book. check it out:<p><A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0916291456/qid=1110392635/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/002-1126429-1578434" TARGET="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/exec/obi...78434</A><p>feel free to check out other titles by "my body science".</TD></TR></TABLE><br>wow, I thought you made that up. I might have to check it out and see what it's all about.

knicks125
03-09-2005, 01:38 PM
should be a easy read..."<I>Reading level: Ages 4-8</I>" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beigesmilewinkgrin.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>i hope the above doesn't offend anyone

Charger
03-09-2005, 01:41 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">It's a children's book. check it out:<p><A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0916291456/qid=1110392635/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/002-1126429-1578434" TARGET="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/exec/obi...78434</A><p>feel free to check out other titles by "my body science".</TD></TR></TABLE><br>So Santeno, the whole book is about pooping? Is there a story line or anything? It sounds kind of sad. Im guessing you own it. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

Santeno
03-09-2005, 02:10 PM
pretty much pooping and poop types in general (no description of whale poop though - according to the reviews). This company puts out similar books for all kinds of body parts and body functions. They are children's books made so that kids can learn what their how their bodies work without being ashamed of them. This particular book is actually pretty old. They are great learning tools for little kids, plus it provides them with major amunition early on, for future comedy carreers.