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Ascariss
01-08-2005, 09:30 PM
<IMG SRC="http://ring.wegen.de/fotos.php/touri_20040717/036.jpg" BORDER="0"><p>Well let's restart this thread, now caption away. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0">

The Water Is Poison
01-08-2005, 09:36 PM
BMW's new X5 prototype

RikfromBelgium
01-09-2005, 06:18 AM
"you're laughing now, but wait untill I can get ET to sit on the steeringwheel <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> "

chaserolls
01-09-2005, 12:11 PM
First undisguised picture captured of the all new audi le manns "supercar"

NOM15
01-09-2005, 12:21 PM
"Damn, the M7 broke down... only 11 kilometers to go."

whipster
01-09-2005, 01:14 PM
"Hell, gardener has forgotten to mow the grass again <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/angry.gif" BORDER="0"> "<BR><BR>
<i>Modified by : wHiPsTEr 2005 : at 12:26 PM 1/9/2005</i>

zwei Biere bitte
01-09-2005, 02:16 PM
Dammit, I ask for a car for my birthday, but noooooo, my parents have to be cheap and get me this peice of crap...

Jake
01-09-2005, 03:15 PM
<IMG SRC="http://premium1.uploadit.org/jakelunt/moped.jpg" BORDER="0">

RS
01-09-2005, 05:59 PM
Hhhhm... the guy said, "turn right, when you get to the red car over there". <br>I've been trying for two hours now and still didnt get there.<br>oh sh**, I think I've lost it. Now what do I do? <p>Later...<br>That bridge looks familiar, I think I'm going in circles.<br><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by RS Genesis at 11:22 PM 1/9/2005</i>

Nick
01-09-2005, 09:03 PM
...And Jim sets the record for the fastest time on the nurburgring nordschleife course achieved on a moped at 6 hours 42 minutes 7 seconds...

Andre
01-09-2005, 11:26 PM
Now, that M6 I'm racing... is he in front of me or behind me?

AXLE
01-09-2005, 11:56 PM
<IMG SRC="http://e-axle.tripod.com/036_copy.jpg" BORDER="0">

Andre
01-10-2005, 01:54 AM
tripod won't allow us to see it Axle

Santeno
01-10-2005, 09:16 AM
"William Hung, while thinking about becoming Vespa's new spokesman raced down the Ring singin... <i>'She bangs, she bangs!!!'</i>"

Ascariss
01-10-2005, 10:16 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Nick</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">...And Jim sets the record for the fastest time on the nurburgring nordschleife course achieved on a moped at 6 hours 42 minutes 7 seconds...</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Nick wins, please post a new pic Nick. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

Nick
01-10-2005, 11:39 AM
<IMG SRC="http://uplink.space.com/attachments//123652-oops.jpg" BORDER="0">

Santeno
01-10-2005, 12:56 PM
"Hmm... a cat scan might tell us how this guy died, but judging from the position of his right hand, something tells me I already know..."

RikfromBelgium
01-10-2005, 01:11 PM
"DING"

whipster
01-10-2005, 02:15 PM
Please be quiet, cuz my wife is still sleeping

RS
01-10-2005, 04:45 PM
"you call that golden brown?"

AXLE
01-10-2005, 07:57 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Andre</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">tripod won't allow us to see it Axle</TD></TR></TABLE><p>DAMN YOU TRIPOD!!!!!

Dal
01-11-2005, 06:45 PM
"sarah jessica parker takes up new role in ER"

NarutoRamen
01-12-2005, 03:58 AM
"can a guy get some privacy?"<br>

Superfresa
01-12-2005, 06:24 PM
Ok time to move on please decide winner

zwei Biere bitte
01-12-2005, 09:20 PM
Does this make me look fat?

RS
01-15-2005, 12:25 AM
Michael Jackson under construction

Superfresa
01-15-2005, 06:33 AM
Hello!!! can we move on?? Plz?

Nick
01-15-2005, 03:37 PM
Ok sorry guys...I have been out the past few days...<br>Dal is the winner...choose the next pic Dal<p><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Dal</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"sarah jessica parker takes up new role in ER"</TD></TR></TABLE> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

Dal
01-15-2005, 06:01 PM
yay i won :D<p>i kno i kno, its a bad picture, but couldnt find anything lol<p><IMG SRC="http://chuckcurrie.blogs.com/chuck_currie/apphotobush3704.jpg" BORDER="0">

JBlair
01-15-2005, 06:05 PM
Now see that Bethany, I need you to ride this here cow over there to distract those nice people while I go screw with the French and Germans some more.

RikfromBelgium
01-16-2005, 05:18 AM
yes dear, bella is a nice cow.<br>Now go help that man prepare the BBQ

Jake
01-16-2005, 06:24 AM
"Why, no, that's my wife over there"<br>

RS
01-17-2005, 12:52 PM
Oooooh that's nice, now you have a white mustache. OK turn around and say, "Got Milk?" for the picture hehe...<p><br><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by RS Genesis at 2:00 PM 1/17/2005</i>

RikfromBelgium
01-17-2005, 04:09 PM
the cow " I feel like that little boy next to saddam <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1zhelp.gif" BORDER="0"> "

Superfresa
01-17-2005, 06:49 PM
"Oh no, there's Michael Moore! He's going to record me with my usuall bull..."

Santeno
01-18-2005, 07:43 AM
"Darn fairgrounds chilli! Barbara quick, pull my finger... Don't worry, we'll "blamify" it on them pinko liberals (let'em git a wiff of my weapons of mass destruction."

pittVRS
01-18-2005, 04:18 PM
"This here's my brand new pedigree horse. I want you to park it over there, and don't damage the paintwork."

hollc004
01-19-2005, 07:37 AM
NEWSPAPER HEADLINE<p>Bush humped by bull <br>as poor innocent american suvilians stood in fear of there leaders new hobby <p><IMG SRC="http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5731/untitled10ve.jpg" BORDER="0"><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by hollc004 at 6:46 AM 1/19/2005</i>

Reppu
01-19-2005, 07:51 AM
' I told you they had them!...this is one of the hundreds of deathly genetically modified cows capable of releasing sarin farts they were growing near Kirkuk! '

RikfromBelgium
01-19-2005, 10:19 AM
You see that man overthere? The frenchlooking guy, that's Jacques Chirac. Now go and stand on him.

RS
01-19-2005, 11:56 PM
Yo Dal, 5 days have gone by. I think it's time to chose...Please!

Dal
01-20-2005, 07:57 AM
LOL sorry for the wait guys, i totally forgot about this<p>this is the winner by the way, mainly because of the effort put into it<p><br><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>hollc004</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">NEWSPAPER HEADLINE<p>Bush humped by bull <br>as poor innocent american suvilians stood in fear of there leaders new hobby <p><IMG SRC="http://img84.exs.cx/img84/5731/untitled10ve.jpg" BORDER="0"><p><br><i>Modified by hollc004 at 6:46 AM 1/19/2005</i></TD></TR></TABLE><p>well done <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beerchug.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>choose the next pic

whipster
01-20-2005, 09:38 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Dal</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">choose the next pic</TD></TR></TABLE><p>YOU should do it

Superfresa
01-20-2005, 09:44 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>: wHiPsTEr :</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>YOU should do it</TD></TR></TABLE><p>HUH? Holloc won, so HE posts the next pic...

hollc004
01-20-2005, 12:33 PM
1st thing i eva won in my life lol<br>heres the next pic<p><IMG SRC="http://img87.exs.cx/img87/5832/102774801qe.jpg" BORDER="0"><p>

Superfresa
01-20-2005, 03:47 PM
Ahh these curious kids...

Jake
01-20-2005, 03:49 PM
Ah yes, thats Benji, my prize-winning, semi-hairless Barfen-Schitzer Hound. Incontinent now, but Best In Show 1998.

Santeno
01-21-2005, 11:05 AM
First you load the cannon, the remove the diaper and aim...

RikfromBelgium
01-22-2005, 05:09 AM
" and the award of Mother of the year goes to ...."

hollc004
01-22-2005, 12:31 PM
Hey, Im wasnt sure how long you leave it untill ya anounce the winner so Im gonna chance it and announce one now!<p>And the Winner is RikfromBelgium<p>well done to all other enteries you all gave me a good giggle.

RikfromBelgium
01-24-2005, 05:46 AM
thx <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bow.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bow.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>I'll do my best to post another picture as soon as possible <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0">

RikfromBelgium
01-24-2005, 05:57 AM
<IMG SRC="http://www.syslog.com/~jwilson/pics-i-like/post-29-1076657817.jpg" BORDER="0"> <p>do your best <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beerchug.gif" BORDER="0">

hollc004
01-24-2005, 08:54 AM
MAN: NEED MONEY NEED MONEY BUY BOOZE MUST HAVE MONEY BUY BOOZE<p>DOG: I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE EATEN THAT TASTY LEATHER WALLET <BR><BR>
<i>Modified by hollc004 at 11:54 AM 1/25/2005</i>

Santeno
01-27-2005, 10:50 AM
Fido and his human, "Smelly Pete", Pray in the direction of Southland Texas, thanking the 7-11 gods for their daily Big-Gulp.

RikfromBelgium
01-28-2005, 11:07 AM
I need more than 2 answers to pick a winner <br>I have 2 strong words for you guys: COME ON

Superfresa
01-28-2005, 06:46 PM
Soft drinks are the idols of future

Andre
01-29-2005, 02:26 PM
Pie Iesu Domine. Dona eis Requiem.<p>*Edit: Removed quote marks, they looked stupid <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0"> <BR><BR>
<i>Modified by Andre at 7:08 PM 1/31/2005</i>

chaserolls
01-30-2005, 10:18 PM
"After repeated failed attempts at casting calls, Lassey has tried her luck on the streets"

RikfromBelgium
02-01-2005, 10:53 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>chaserolls</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"After repeated failed attempts at casting calls, Lassey has tried her luck on the streets"</TD></TR></TABLE><p>congrats, you are the winner, you may chose a new pic <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beerchug.gif" BORDER="0">

chaserolls
02-01-2005, 11:08 AM
woot, ok, enjoy peops<p><IMG SRC="http://www.z06vette.com/gallery/data/500/9697minimotor-med.jpg" BORDER="0">

JBlair
02-01-2005, 07:59 PM
Damnit! I got this thing to compensate for something, but its only making it worse! Look at all those people staring, quick, anybody got a rolled up sock?

SV
02-01-2005, 08:04 PM
"the local police department's latest cost cutting efforts have left many officers less than pleased..."

Santeno
02-02-2005, 09:22 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>chaserolls</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">woot, ok, enjoy peops<p><IMG SRC="http://www.z06vette.com/gallery/data/500/9697minimotor-med.jpg" BORDER="0"></TD></TR></TABLE><br>A Shriner's test driver caught testing new parade motorcycle prototype

Santeno
02-02-2005, 09:23 AM
"Theodore, quit his accounting job and blasted away on his chopper singing, Born to be wild!!!"

Superfresa
02-02-2005, 03:36 PM
Ninjas try their cost cutting technique after serious economical problems...

Andre
02-02-2005, 04:21 PM
I'm too sexy for my trike...too sexy for my trike....

chaserolls
02-02-2005, 04:59 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>SV3</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"the local police department's latest cost cutting efforts have left many officers less than pleased..."</TD></TR></TABLE><p>although there were many strong contenders, this one made me laugh the hardest<p>take it away SV3

SV
02-03-2005, 03:53 PM
wow, i didn't think i'd win, thanks...<p>okay, i found this one, which IMO is just odd, so naturally it fits. i was gonna do one of an AT-AT with an american flag on it (for those of you that don't know it's a huge mechanical walking-tank thing from star wars) attacking two mercedes trucks ( i dunno, i thought it was funny <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bangin.gif" BORDER="0"> ). i think it might have been some anti-american thing, but it was photoshopped anyway and i don't think photoshops are allowed, so here's this one:<p><IMG SRC="http://www.eleves.ens.fr/home/tanase/poze/funny/lapindepaques305x408.jpg" BORDER="0"><p>have fun <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

Krypton
02-03-2005, 04:04 PM
"Little bunny foo foo is no longer little"<p>andre i liked your response to the previous one <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0">

chaserolls
02-03-2005, 04:33 PM
This is how easter eggs are made

whipster
02-04-2005, 07:09 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>chaserolls</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">This is how easter eggs are made</TD></TR></TABLE><br>HAHAHAHA <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0">

Santeno
02-04-2005, 07:38 AM
After succesfully breeding Jackelopes, Billy-bob tries his luck at breeding easter bunnies!

SV
02-09-2005, 06:25 PM
well since nobody else has replied, i'll chose the winner<p><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>chaserolls</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">This is how easter eggs are made</TD></TR></TABLE><p>congrats <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beerchug.gif" BORDER="0"> now it's your turn...again (lol)

chaserolls
02-09-2005, 08:38 PM
thanks SV3<p>in the spirit of snow, since it will be snowing terribly in boston tomorrow<p><IMG SRC="http://starwrecked.com/porcelain_poetry/contents/strange/Original_Files/snow-stacked-pictures-of-real-strange-toilets.jpg" BORDER="0">

SV
02-09-2005, 08:46 PM
"It turns out the city government has more money than they previously thought. However, they decided that the police department will keep their new, smaller, and and cheaper (although arguably less comfortable) motorcycles so they can spend the new-found funds on something more worthwhile, like decorating the local outhouses..."

JBlair
02-09-2005, 09:13 PM
Snoopy was reportedly rushed to the emergency room this morning for an acute case of Frostbite due to a freak accident overnight. While he was asleep 24 inches of snow fell directly on top of him and he was unable to get out from under it in time. Doctors are telling us he is in good condition and in good spirits and will be able to return to the Brown residence in a matter of days.

Santeno
02-10-2005, 08:30 AM
Baskin Robbins Ice Cream unsuccesfully tries a new type of store. Excecutives are so baffled they are constipated!

chaserolls
02-12-2005, 03:09 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Baskin Robbins Ice Cream unsuccesfully tries a new type of store. Excecutives are so baffled they are constipated!</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Santeno wins this round

whipster
02-12-2005, 03:22 PM
But I think, chaserolls, that you have chosen the winner too quickly. I haven't even had a chance to participate <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emsad.gif" BORDER="0">

chaserolls
02-12-2005, 08:53 PM
ok, you're right, in the interest of time, and since santeno hasn't posted a new picture yet, let's see your caption whipster : )

chaserolls
02-14-2005, 09:51 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>chaserolls</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ok, you're right, in the interest of time, and since santeno hasn't posted a new picture yet, let's see your caption whipster : )</TD></TR></TABLE><p>yes, I quoted myself<p>Ok! Now santeno wins

whipster
02-15-2005, 02:26 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>chaserolls</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ok, you're right, in the interest of time, and since santeno hasn't posted a new picture yet, let's see your caption whipster : )</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Actually, I don't have any Idea for a caption, this was only an example to show you that you've chosen winner too quickly <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

Santeno
02-15-2005, 08:03 AM
Alright boys. sorry for the delay. here is a cute one I think yo9u will like:<p><IMG SRC="http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_10/babychicken.jpg" BORDER="0"><p>Go to town!

Tidal
02-15-2005, 08:11 AM
" From an early age, the general showed is dislike for poultry... "

against the wall
02-15-2005, 07:17 PM
after watching hrs. of animal planet, baby learns how chickens r turned in2 food

whipster
02-16-2005, 02:15 PM
Ladies, who work in KFC, can't look at chickens' suffering, so they employed someone who could kill these chickens.

RikfromBelgium
02-17-2005, 11:45 AM
"now FLY motherf*cker "

VexedandGlorious
02-19-2005, 01:06 PM
"Your not so cute after all!"

03ggelement
02-19-2005, 02:17 PM
John Dillinger started with chickens. "What are you 'chicken'?"

Krypton
02-19-2005, 03:24 PM
chickacide in action

VexedandGlorious
02-19-2005, 06:03 PM
"Feel'n lucky punk"

r3vilo
02-20-2005, 12:51 PM
what does this button do?

CARSRTHEWORLD
02-20-2005, 12:54 PM
"Soon I will be the only cute one here!"

Tidal
02-20-2005, 01:43 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>revilo_</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">what does this button do?</TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> NO DEEDEE NO

skodamotorsport
02-20-2005, 02:34 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>RikfromBelgium</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"now FLY motherf*cker "</TD></TR></TABLE><br>winner lmao

Santeno
02-22-2005, 04:29 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>RikfromBelgium</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"now FLY motherf*cker "</TD></TR></TABLE><br>And rik takes the cake! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/banana.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>Nice one. Your turn.

RikfromBelgium
02-25-2005, 10:44 AM
<IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bow.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bow.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bow.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>I'll post a new one as soon as possible <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emwink.gif" BORDER="0">

Cozz
02-25-2005, 10:16 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>RikfromBelgium</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"now FLY motherf*cker "</TD></TR></TABLE><p>LOL <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bowdown.gif" BORDER="0">

RikfromBelgium
02-26-2005, 11:10 AM
<IMG SRC="http://vares.ircnet.ee/doorbell.jpg" BORDER="0">

against the wall
02-26-2005, 07:48 PM
<IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/cwm13.gif" BORDER="0"> ok thats just wrong.<p>

Krypton
02-26-2005, 09:09 PM
yea it is wrong<p>"redneck security"

whipster
02-27-2005, 04:43 AM
A new sort of human-friendly door bell

Cozz
02-27-2005, 07:31 PM
I normally have something stupid to say but I think this one bites the dust.<p>IKEA, page 52...<br>"Not only does it make sound via air pressure, it also doubles as a flag pole holder too!"<p>

toontoy
02-28-2005, 07:07 PM
"See, proctologists can be animal lovers too"

r3vilo
03-01-2005, 02:12 AM
"I think I'lll knock........"

copic
03-01-2005, 06:17 AM
"could anyone please take this f**** marker outta my ass? And by the way: what am I doing here?"

chaserolls
03-01-2005, 11:44 PM
"The demise of Mr Ed"

geary
03-03-2005, 11:59 PM
"At this house, the postman rarely rings twice"

Santeno
03-04-2005, 08:20 AM
time to pick a winner.

RikfromBelgium
03-04-2005, 09:45 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>geary</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"At this house, the postman rarely rings twice"</TD></TR></TABLE><p>First I thought " I'll think I knock " was a sure winner, but you took it at the end<br>congrats geary <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

whipster
03-06-2005, 03:05 AM
Geary, you're supposed to post the next pic

geary
03-07-2005, 09:13 PM
Sorry guys - I totally forgot about this thread! My first win on anything CSS!<p>New Star Wars is coming soon - I thought you'd like this one...<p> <IMG SRC="http://www.cs.princeton.edu/~eschmidt/p/funny/iliescu.jpg" BORDER="0">

r3vilo
03-08-2005, 02:12 AM
I am your father.......... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beigesmilewinkgrin.gif" BORDER="0">

against the wall
03-08-2005, 01:51 PM
the real reason vader wears a helmet: botox

RikfromBelgium
03-08-2005, 01:55 PM
" does my bumm look big in this?"

Santeno
03-08-2005, 02:22 PM
Naga finally caught without his mask. He smiles and asks... "Has anyone seen my bulbasaur?"

Aidan
03-08-2005, 02:44 PM
wat do you mean 'you're supposed to WEAR the helmet?'

Krypton
03-08-2005, 06:01 PM
Luke, im your fathers, cousins, nieghbors, bestfriends roommate

Redline
03-08-2005, 06:31 PM
Hey Luke! I just noticed that your fly's been down for the last five scenes!

Superfresa
03-08-2005, 06:59 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Naga finally caught without his mask. He smiles and asks... "Has anyone seen my bulbasaur?"</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Did you HAVE to pick the caption related to Naga? I was going to post that one!! lol... oh well...<p>How about...<p><br>"Patrick decided he'd dress up for halloween and smile at the door to get candy"...<p><br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/cwm13.gif" BORDER="0">

whipster
03-09-2005, 07:48 AM
Smile, both of you!

Top Secret
03-09-2005, 08:17 AM
'Oh, nice joke guys, the whole "it's a fancy-dress party" thing.'

Santeno
03-09-2005, 08:34 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Superfresa</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Did you HAVE to pick the caption related to Naga? I was going to post that one!! lol... oh well...</TD></TR></TABLE><br>Go ahead man, the more laughter we can have at naga's expense the better for everyone!!! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0">

Ascariss
03-09-2005, 10:19 AM
"ah sh**, I just crapped my pants, well gotta keep smiling for them cameras"

toontoy
03-10-2005, 11:54 AM
"Hehe you keep laughing at my cape I'm gonna shove this helmet up your ass Mr. camera man!"<br>

Superfresa
03-10-2005, 03:08 PM
This thread is in its last breaths

geary
03-11-2005, 03:36 AM
Time for a winner?

r3vilo
03-11-2005, 06:36 AM
yh, I'd say so

geary
03-11-2005, 10:32 PM
I'm not sure I'f the winner picks, but if so - I choose this one. Well thought out. I did like Kryptons, but this one takes the cake... <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>carfan223</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">the real reason vader wears a helmet: botox</TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beigesmilewinkgrin.gif" BORDER="0">

whipster
03-12-2005, 09:13 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Superfresa</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">This thread is in its last breaths</TD></TR></TABLE><p>No, I think it's still pretty popular

against the wall
03-12-2005, 05:01 PM
hey i won!!!<br>i never thought i would actually win in this thread. but, since i dont no a site where i can find funny pics whoever wants to can post and can someone tell me where i can find funny pics?

03ggelement
03-12-2005, 06:30 PM
How about <A HREF="http://www.davesdaily.com" TARGET="_blank">http://www.davesdaily.com</A> ?

against the wall
03-12-2005, 06:41 PM
ok i looked at that site but dunno how to upload a pic to here

Superfresa
03-12-2005, 07:42 PM
Right click over the pic, go to properties, copy the URL and post it here as you would post any written thing.

against the wall
03-12-2005, 07:47 PM
<A HREF="http://www.davesdaily.com/pictures/204-halloweendogs.jpg" TARGET="_blank">http://www.davesdaily.com/pict...s.jpg</A><p><br>i still cant get it to work so im just postin the link<p><br><B>edit : apparently that link doesn't work.... just a red X when I added the IMG tags</B><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by NOM15 at 11:58 AM 3/13/2005</i>

Superfresa
03-12-2005, 07:58 PM
hmm this only links to the homepage on that pic...<p>ask a mod to help ya man, I relly dunno how to, sorry (besides they can modify your post so it appears properly)... IM any of them, I guess.

whipster
03-13-2005, 01:25 PM
you people have problems<br>here you go <p><A HREF="http://www.portalik.org/fotki1.php" TARGET="_blank">http://www.portalik.org/fotki1.php</A><p>choose the pic. copy the url and you're done

against the wall
03-13-2005, 04:30 PM
<A HREF="http://www.graniczna-net.internetdsl.pl/portalik/fotki/5.jpg" TARGET="_blank">http://www.graniczna-net.inter...5.jpg</A><p>if this doesnt work can we just keep it like this<p>

whipster
03-14-2005, 12:39 AM
a woman: "What are you doing?"<br>the guy with gun: "This f**cking cat has eaten my Animal Lovers Association membership card!"

Superfresa
03-14-2005, 07:09 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>carfan223</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p><IMG SRC="http://www.graniczna-net.internetdsl.pl/portalik/fotki/5.jpg" BORDER="0"><p></TD></TR></TABLE><p>"Now THAT'S what you call threatening a P¬Ěssy(cat)" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

RikfromBelgium
03-15-2005, 12:32 PM
your girlfriend: "This wasn't what I meant when I said I'd like you to stick your big gun into my kitty "<p>or is this too far <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

whipster
03-21-2005, 09:30 AM
This thread's going to die! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/crying.gif" BORDER="0">

Superfresa
03-21-2005, 07:01 PM
Yep, As I said before...

Comrade
03-21-2005, 07:23 PM
cat: "My other gun is this much bigger than yours" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/moon_1_D.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>BTW, maybe this thread is dying because there was a very similar pic on page 5.

anonms
03-21-2005, 07:40 PM
"Kitti Kitty Bang Bang"?

Krypton
03-22-2005, 08:07 PM
i swear the cat nip wasnt mine

Superfresa
03-22-2005, 08:20 PM
time 4 winner

RikfromBelgium
03-29-2005, 02:08 AM
I'm tired of waiting, If I don't act now this thread will die <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/crying.gif" BORDER="0"> <p><IMG SRC="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QQAAAKwT!IlJiaNuHcmHQF9ER9wDWu9QpTuuTKSBDGdx*E0KQ HUz1Bk69VakC2z7YBn5tjIh2LVthbOLU5h82bXljI7gRvNb5XM OnCkHrYc/bonen.jpg?dc=4675515979142194489" BORDER="0">

Santeno
03-29-2005, 10:16 AM
In his continuous search for alternative fuels, Homer decides to try a more natural approach to the turbo assited moped.

Santeno
03-29-2005, 10:16 AM
or:<p>"another reason why plumbers don do motocross, and motorcycles don't have cup-holders"...

against the wall
03-29-2005, 12:36 PM
its the next toyota prius! two wheel version with heinz baked beans as fuel! all you have to do is buy it steal n orange cone, pull down ur pants, and ur off!

Comrade
03-29-2005, 04:41 PM
"What do you do when you run out of toilet paper?"<BR><BR>
<i>Modified by Comrade at 8:56 PM 3/29/2005</i>

03ggelement
03-29-2005, 06:13 PM
Fortunately for the drivers behind him, they could see the orange cone incase of sudden stops.<br>Fortunately for George, he was wearing knee pads for those sudden stops.

The Water Is Poison
03-29-2005, 06:16 PM
IS that a black hole I see?

r3vilo
03-30-2005, 01:54 AM
stick one of those on your corsa, and the lads will be deafened fo years<p>or<p>simulating anal sex whilst drivin can be fatal...(or is this to far)

whipster
03-30-2005, 11:57 AM
Iraqi commander is giving orders thru the loudspeaker <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/moon_1_D.gif" BORDER="0">

Redline
03-30-2005, 03:03 PM
I've heard of fart cans but this is rediculous.

Krypton
03-30-2005, 03:05 PM
high gas prices at their worst

zwei Biere bitte
03-30-2005, 07:43 PM
Alternitive fuels gone bad.

RikfromBelgium
04-02-2005, 01:23 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Krypton</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">high gas prices at their worst</TD></TR></TABLE><p>congrats, you're the winner <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beerchug.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>

Krypton
04-02-2005, 07:14 AM
k, dont know if this was posted on the old forum but<br><IMG SRC="http://www.kurilka.com/cards/EGYPTAIR.jpg" BORDER="0">

r3vilo
04-02-2005, 08:00 AM
some of the wacky ideas that never made it into porduction: the manually piloted rocket

against the wall
04-02-2005, 04:13 PM
pilot: april fools!!!<br>cameraperson: what do u mean<br>pilot: its a picture of n airplane and i stuck it on the window!!!!

RikfromBelgium
04-05-2005, 04:53 AM
"Don't worry, I've got insurance <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> "

Ferrarif430man
04-08-2005, 02:59 PM
Camera man: OMG Look its headed for us<br>Pilots: oh dont worry its fake<br>Next thing u know the plane blows up

SV
04-08-2005, 07:35 PM
"Say ch...ahhh, look behind you!"<br>"I thought it was supposed to be 'say <I>cheese</I>', but okay..."

Krypton
04-10-2005, 03:48 PM
this thread is dead but Rik you win so lets see if you can put some life into it

RikfromBelgium
04-11-2005, 08:35 AM
thx <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bow.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>I'll post a new one as soon as possible