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skodamotorsport
01-01-2005, 11:27 PM
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 <br>which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are <br>apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution <br>was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. <p>To make matters worse Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several <br>other applications such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Mountain Biking 4.5, and <br>Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. <p>A shareware program, Party Girl 2.1, which I tried, had many bugs and <br>left a virus in my system forcing me to shut down completely for <br>several weeks. <p>Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the <br>same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each <br>other they caused severe damage to my hardware. <p>I then upgraded to Fianc┬Łe 1.0 only to discover that this product <br>soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. <p>While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources it does <br>come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2002. <p>Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be <br>very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were <br>automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. <br>They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. <p>Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter, and <br>can, without warning, Launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter <br>products have no Help files and I have to try to guess what the <br>problem is. <p>Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, <br>requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express <br>which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns <br>unwelcome child processes that drain my resources. <p>These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out warning <br>me that they are an illegal operation. <p>Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it <br>often crashes. And Wife 1.0 comes with a rather annoying pop-up <br>called Mother-In-Law which can't be turned off. <p>Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003 but there could <br>be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife <br>1.0 detects Mistress 2003 it tends to delete all your Money files <br>before uninstalling itself<br>

ricerammer
01-02-2005, 12:17 AM
LOOMA. That was great!

GSturb0
01-02-2005, 02:58 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>ricerammer</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">LOOMA. That was great! </TD></TR></TABLE><br>Laughin off off my ass? haha

pittVRS
01-02-2005, 12:54 PM
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Riatanas
01-02-2005, 01:27 PM
Now that was funny! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0">

pcread
01-02-2005, 01:59 PM
Ah, you made the classic mistake of not installing the Pre-nuptual patch before upgrading to Wife 1.0. That way you'll never be able to run the D.I.V.O.R.C.E service pack without running dangerously low on resources.

Naga Royal Guard
01-02-2005, 05:28 PM
theres a pile of mal-ware I could mention, would'nt be very nice tho <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/icon11.gif" BORDER="0">