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Santeno
12-29-2004, 10:33 AM
This was one of Naga's most inspired and popular lounge threads in the old forum. Since you guys liked it so much, I thought it deserved a second run.<p>--------------------------<p>One word... SOCKS! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/icon11.gif" BORDER="0">

RikfromBelgium
12-29-2004, 10:39 AM
walk very strangely <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/moon_1_D.gif" BORDER="0">

Naga Royal Guard
12-29-2004, 10:51 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">This was one of Naga's most inspired and popular lounge threads in the old forum. </TD></TR></TABLE><p>yea right, my best stuff cant leave the back room w/o me getting sued <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/crying.gif" BORDER="0">

knicks125
12-29-2004, 11:00 AM
This is one of the items I consider to be essential, and I never run out of essential items - always lots of backup. Gotta keep myself clean, you know <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>Other essential items on my list, such as: food, H20, mints/gum, condoms, etc.

whipster
12-29-2004, 02:41 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>RikfromBelgium</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">walk very strangely <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/moon_1_D.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <br>I panic or use the last few inches and then find something to finish with it.<br>By the way, watch this: <br><A HREF="http://www.funny-pictures.com/ecards/flash/?cardurl=Army.html" TARGET="_blank">http://www.funny-pictures.com/....html</A>

TheJoyof6
12-29-2004, 09:38 PM
I avoid public restrooms like the plague so when it happens at home i just take a shower.

RS
12-29-2004, 11:29 PM
This was a good one. who said he used some leaves from a tree <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> ?<p><br><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by RS Genesis at 1:18 AM 12/30/2004</i>

Giannis
12-30-2004, 04:28 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Santeno</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">One word... SOCKS! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/icon11.gif" BORDER="0"> </TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bangin.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bangin.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bangin.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bangin.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bangin.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bangin.gif" BORDER="0"> <br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0"> <br> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/banana.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/banana.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/banana.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/banana.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/banana.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/banana.gif" BORDER="0">

syclone
01-03-2005, 12:20 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>TheJoyof6</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">when it happens at home i just take a shower.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>same here

whipster
01-03-2005, 03:16 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>TheJoyof6</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">when it happens at home i just take a shower.</TD></TR></TABLE><br>And what if it happens in public WC? It would be the most embarassing int he school, cuz your mates would laugh at you all the time. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bonk.gif" BORDER="0">

Krypton
01-03-2005, 03:48 PM
i would never use a public toilet for that purpose,i only go at my home. I have never used a public tiolet for 2 and ill everything in my power not to in the future

zwei Biere bitte
01-03-2005, 07:03 PM
I reach for the nearest copy of Motor Trend...

Reppu
01-04-2005, 12:38 AM
Well, my paper stocks are always in a small closet just in front of the WC....lucky me!

vabboud
01-04-2005, 11:18 AM
well, i just got back a 24 page midterm math test, that would do beautifully <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/icon11.gif" BORDER="0">

BMW rulez
01-04-2005, 11:22 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>zwei Biere bitte</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I reach for the nearest copy of Motor Trend... </TD></TR></TABLE><p>LOL <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

Dan J.
01-06-2005, 10:47 PM
I make chocolate covered dingleberries for everyone on my Christmas list. Just kidding.

CPWerks
01-06-2005, 11:18 PM
Hmm, Wash it?

Snake Vargas
01-10-2005, 04:22 AM
I also consider toilet paper an essential item (doesn't everyone?) and we have good stocks at home.<p>In the bathroom, I always put at least 2 extra rolls in the cupboard next to the loo. However, it annoys me sometimes when I find that other people have used up those spares without putting more in; one day it could go horribly wrong!<p>In public toilets, I always put toilet paper on the toilet seat if needing to do a No. 2. I generally check to see if there's enough, but if caught out, then usually I carry pocket tissues.<p>If all these measures go awry - then, maybe I'll have to take up Santeno's method - socks!