View Full Version : Happy Politically and Legally Correct Holidays!!!

12-23-2004, 11:24 AM
I got this from a budy of mine today. Enjoy:<p><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hey everybody,<p>Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or your choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.<p>Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted new western calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make<br>America great (without implication that America is explicitly greater than any other nation, or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, computer platform, shoe size or sexual preference of the wishee.<p>(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by statutory law, religious law or physics, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher).<p><br>PS: Merry Christmas to y'all</TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0">

12-23-2004, 05:08 PM
was he serious about all that or was it a joke? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0">

12-24-2004, 05:42 PM
joke of course