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Excellerator
04-27-2005, 09:19 PM
I got a cool idea: If you had to make a slogan for an existing or non existing company, what would it be?<br> <br>It would be cool if companies use these slogans (though I like making up non-serious ones):<p>"Driven to move you" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/ylsuper.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>"Our goal is to be more common than a Fox News Alert"<p>"We make our competitors go to counseling."<p>(for an SUV):"Is it just us, or does the name 'Hummer' make you giggle, too?" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>"Our pimpin' cars are fast, cheap, and easy to drive!"<p>"Designed for your teenage daughter or your questionable son."<p>(If the company uses rock music in their commercials):"Rock & Roll". <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/ylsuper.gif" BORDER="0"><p>"You drive us crazy, we drive you everywhere!"<p>"Drive your way, as long as it's between the two ditches."<p>"Driving Excitement Downhill"<p>"The best place to drift our cars is on the dragstrip."<p>"Because we're proud that recalls are made in the USA!"<p>"Sure we're cheap, but at least we reflect your attitude..."<p><br>That's all I have for now... please add any of your funny or serious slogans.

Comrade
04-27-2005, 09:36 PM
Nice idea for a thread man!<p>I got one:<p>"Hauling your ass since [whenever company was est'd]"<p>I'll think of more tomorrow, have to go to <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/sleep.gif" BORDER="0"> .<p>

mzoltarp
04-28-2005, 05:31 AM
For Visionary Vehicles / Chery:<br>Priced like a used car. Designed like a cheap knock off.

knicks125
04-28-2005, 05:44 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>mzoltarp</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">For Visionary Vehicles / Chery:<br>Priced like a used car. Designed like a cheap knock off.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>That got me laughing out loud...good one

Comrade
04-28-2005, 09:30 AM
"Move b****! get out the way!"<p>"The future is now" <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/cool.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>"Don't want meet your daddy, just want you in our Caddy"<p>"You know your daddy owned one, so you should get one too"<p>BTW I like your, "Driven to move you" slogan. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthup.gif" BORDER="0">

Excellerator
04-28-2005, 01:30 PM
<b>Random:</b><p>"You're going places"<p><b>Specific:</b><p>Toyota if they're stuck-up: "Better to buy Japanese than crap."<p>Chery: 1) "Cheaper than a speeding ticket--if it's possible to get one driving our vehicles."<p>2) "Our cars are much better knock-offs than rip-offs, though that's just our opinion."<p>3) "We call our company 'Chery' because would you want to buy a 'Lime', 'Grape', or God forbid, 'Lemon'?"<p>4) "Bad credit? No problem!..."<p>Izuzu: "For those too embarrassed to announce they drive a Chevy."<p>Buick: "We're like Volkswagen, but we build the <i>old</i> people's car."<p>Kia: "For when you think sidewalks are so pedestrian."<p>Mitsubishi: "Because we think three diamonds equal five stars."<p>Scion: "When inspiration comes from a cardboard box."<p>Mercury: "Notice how the families in our commercials do something stupid...and they all drive Mercurys..."<p>Lincoln: "Yes, you're still buying an overpriced Ford."<p>BMW: "It still won't get you to <b>B*ng More Women</b>."<p>That's all I have for now.<p>~Scott<p><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by Hyundai_Fan at 1:40 PM 4/28/2005</i>

anonms
04-28-2005, 04:56 PM
"Keep your wallet feeling full" (for hybrids)<p>"An airbag for every body part" (Mercedes Benz)

Superfresa
04-28-2005, 05:09 PM
"Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in the back seat"<p>Or it could even work better for a camping truck <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0">

mzoltarp
04-29-2005, 06:14 AM
It's not a disease; it's the cure: Kia Rio<p>Kia Rio sounds like some bizarre malady every time I hear the name.

mzoltarp
04-29-2005, 06:17 AM
Hyundai Sonata...it's so notta Malibu.

Cozz
04-29-2005, 05:46 PM
Ford/Harley pickup slogan...<p>"Ford trucks, Harleys, blonds- you should ride only the best!<p><br>

anonms
04-29-2005, 08:43 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Cozz</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Ford/Harley pickup slogan...<p>"Ford trucks, Harleys, blonds- you should ride only the best!<p><br></TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0">

Comrade
04-29-2005, 09:47 PM
"Are we there yet?"

mzoltarp
04-30-2005, 05:43 AM
Forget Uranus...Buy a Saturn!

mzoltarp
04-30-2005, 05:46 AM
Freestyle...free of style...get it?

Excellerator
04-30-2005, 01:17 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>mzoltarp</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Forget Uranus...Buy a Saturn!</TD></TR></TABLE><p>"If you still want a Saturn, your head's in Uranus." (No bias against Saturn or anything)<IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beerchug.gif" BORDER="0"><p>Ford Five Hundred: 1) "Raise the roof!"<br>2) "A new revolution in luxury: Forget numbers, just spell the numbers out!"<p>Chrysler (for the 300): "But we like numbers better!"<p>Hyundai: "Making people ask 'how do you spell that again?' since 1986."<p>Maserati: "We sound like an Italian food!"<p>Toyota Prius: "Surprised at how we don't sell these in the color green?"<p>Pontiac Aztek: "LeMans goes minivan."<p>GM: "We have know idea why Toyota is still class leading."<p>(Their minivans): "We stand behind our slogan".<p>Corvette: "A breath of fresh air."<p>Volkswagen Phaeton, Porsche Cayenne, Ford Escape Hybrid, Kia Amanti: "Oxymorons for your generation".<p>All for now<p><br><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by Hyundai_Fan at 1:55 PM 4/30/2005</i>

anonms
04-30-2005, 09:20 PM
"Scale any mountain that crosses your path. Run over any hippies that cross your path." (Hummer)<p>"The Ultimate Cure for Insomia." (Toyota)<p>"Guaranteed to make any onlooker bulimic." (GM's CSVs)<p>"Avaliable in Small, Medium, Large, and Extra Large." (companies with identical looking vehicles within their lineups-- i.e. Mercedes-Benz and Cadillac (sp))<p>"Attack of the Boxmobiles of DOOM!" (Scion)<p>"The Attack of the Clones." (GM and Ford)<p>"It's our way or the Highway. That or a void warranty." (Honda)

KebabGud
05-01-2005, 12:15 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>iHug Trees</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"An airbag for every body part" (Mercedes Benz)</TD></TR></TABLE><br>that one fits better for Toyota/Lexus.. they are the only ones on the marked with 9-10 airbags<p>

mzoltarp
05-01-2005, 06:09 AM
Begin your SAAB story today!<p>Volkswagen: Exclusivity Through Price Escalation<p>Help Me Honda, Help Me Get GM Out Of My Heart...Help Me Honda Help Help Me Honda<p>Visionary Vehicles...Why Base Your Life In Reality?<p>Chery is so very...<p>

Cozz
05-05-2005, 04:13 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>KebabGud</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><br>that one fits better for Toyota/Lexus.. they are the only ones on the marked with 9-10 airbags<p></TD></TR></TABLE><p>I don't get it, where's the punch line? <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/nixweiss.gif" BORDER="0">

Superfresa
05-05-2005, 04:51 PM
For rear of Ford cars:<br>Toot if parts fall off<p>Suzuki: It's not about size, It's about how it feels.<p>BMW Amphibious: The ultimate diving machine

SHEPO
05-08-2005, 12:11 PM
GM: we're losing money faster than pamela anderson can say "breast implants!"<br>saab 9-2x: the best subaru- i mean saab- yet!

Jordmaniac
07-29-2005, 03:40 PM
gm: gay marage. martha stewart married the hummer h2

against the wall
07-29-2005, 04:03 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Jordmaniac</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">gm: gay marage. martha stewart married the hummer h2</TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/cwm13.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>i dont understand <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/nixweiss.gif" BORDER="0">

Hornbag
07-29-2005, 10:01 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Superfresa</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><br>Suzuki: It's not about size, It's about how it feels.<p></TD></TR></TABLE><p> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/biggrin.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/1orglaugh.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>Now thats a good one!!!

CarMattZu777
07-29-2005, 10:42 PM
Heres some funny ones from the net: <p>Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the hell out of people<p>Honda Accord: I have very little originality.<p>Isuzu Impulse: I don't give a damn about JD Powers and his reports. [true :)]<p>Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I can afford to pay 60K for a car that's in the shop 280 days a year.<p>Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of the Daihatsu Corp.<p>Toyota Camry: I have a lemming-like approach to individual thinking.<p>

Hornbag
07-30-2005, 04:24 AM
Ford Excursion - For those who lack size where it counts, we have the perfect alternitive<p>

mirage77
07-30-2005, 06:05 AM
Audi. Audiating new B&O sound systems on the A8.

Zephyrus
08-02-2005, 07:02 PM
Toyota-"Kissing your ass since the Camry became a best seller"<p>Jeep-"Because Hummer stole our grille and our glory"<p>Pontiac-"The excitement brand-BOING!!!"<p>Pontiac-"We're a lot like Viagra,we get you excited"<p>Scion-"We're like prostitutes- cheap,easy and quick"<p>VW (Beetle)-"Because you already have roaches"<p>Hummer-"Why Echo when you can hum?"<p>Lincoln-"Travel to hell with Lincoln"(parody of the actual slogan)<p>Hummer-"Somebody is compensating for smaller things"<p>Lincoln-"Cadillac's Shadow"<p>Mercury-"Shiny Fords"<p>Chery-"We not quite apple pie yet"<p>Hyundai-"For the last time its not Honda"<p>Hyundai-"Honda jr"<p>Infiniti-"Our logo looks like an upside down open ass crack"<p>Saturn/Mercury-"Shoot for the <IMG SRC="http://www.hogrockcafe.com/Vince%20Mooning%20-%20Hooters%202002.jpg" BORDER="0">"<p>(how do you add smileys?)<p><br><i>Modified by Zephyrus at 7:42 PM 8/2/2005</i><BR><BR>
<i>Modified by Zephyrus at 7:45 PM 8/2/2005</i>

Cozz
08-02-2005, 07:30 PM
Dodge Charger -" The new Hemi Dodge Charger Hybrid. It burns gas and rubber! "

Jordmaniac
08-07-2005, 12:46 PM
cadillac xlr, the cadillac that isnt for old people. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bowdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bowdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bowdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bowdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/bowdown.gif" BORDER="0">

Jordmaniac
08-07-2005, 12:59 PM
okay bonzo, u know that video of the h2 in the video section of this site, and how the axle broke? that means that it was to weak to withstand it, as to being a girl. and we all know that martha stewart is gay, and a complete liar of stock sales <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/laugh2.gif" BORDER="0"> . which is why the 2 would make a lovely couple.

against the wall
08-07-2005, 06:28 PM
ok i still dont get it. what does a broken axle have to do with a girl? and i still dont get how how martha stewart has anything to do with that.

Zephyrus
08-08-2005, 09:52 PM
"The new Hemi Dodge Charger Hybrid. It burns gas and rubber!"<p>you didnt come up with that.theres an ad in MotorTrend that says the same thing.<p>but still funny!

SHEPO
08-15-2005, 05:28 PM
yea i saw that in this month's automobile magazine...kinda sick if you think about it <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://images.zeroforum.com/smile/emthdown.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>also, i've got a few:<p>chevy nova: won't go ("nova" means "won't go" in spanish)<br>vw phaeton: shhhhhhhhh...im an Audi A8 in disguise!!!!<br>honda: leaving your domestic piece of crap in the dust!<br>GM: proof that cloning is, in fact, possible!<BR><BR>
<i>Modified by koenigseggccr at 8:36 PM 8/15/2005</i>

syclone
08-15-2005, 08:41 PM
It definitelty wouldn't be "SHIFT_"

boston
08-16-2005, 10:22 AM
Fiat: "I rust therefore I am"<br>Chery cars" Not your fathers Chevrolet"<br>Land Rover " I leak therefore I am"<br>

DSC-OFF
08-16-2005, 11:36 AM
For starters it would be nothing like this..<p><IMG SRC="http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y296/ef0ne/CSS/File0021.jpg" BORDER="0">