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MontrealMustang
03-17-2005, 10:23 AM
I've always wondered... does this sport exist in Europe and Asia???

Reppu
03-18-2005, 12:33 AM
I hope not. Definitely not in Spain.

MontrealMustang
03-18-2005, 09:27 AM
Come on! It's loads of fun. How can you not like the smell of unburnt gasoline, the sight of scantily clad women cheering you on, heavy metal played at ear splitting volume, the sound of unmmuffled exhaust???<p>And anyone can participate. You show up there with a car stripped of all but the body and engine and wheels, give a 5$ participation fee and sign a waiver saying you won't sue if you're killed, crippled or maimed AND VOILA! You're an athlete... or something.<p>You get rip roaring drunk, climb into your car then spend the next hour being the crash test dummy in a 50 car pileup.<p>It's great!<p>I know my role in the world now, to introduce this sport to others.

zwei Biere bitte
03-18-2005, 04:06 PM
Sorry, I'm not a redneck.

Reppu
03-19-2005, 12:32 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>MontrealMustang</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Come on! It's loads of fun. How can you not like the smell of unburnt gasoline, the sight of scantily clad women cheering you on, heavy metal played at ear splitting volume, the sound of unmmuffled exhaust???<p>And anyone can participate. You show up there with a car stripped of all but the body and engine and wheels, give a 5$ participation fee and sign a waiver saying you won't sue if you're killed, crippled or maimed AND VOILA! You're an athlete... or something.<p>You get rip roaring drunk, climb into your car then spend the next hour being the crash test dummy in a 50 car pileup.<p>It's great!<p>I know my role in the world now, to introduce this sport to others.</TD></TR></TABLE><p>America....

MontrealMustang
03-19-2005, 03:33 PM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>Reppu</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"><p>America....</TD></TR></TABLE><p>Ahem... ahem... I have four words for you: "running of the bulls" (Likewise, a Bullfight is essentially the same overall sport as a demolition derby except that neither the matador nor the bull use a car.)<p>So let's not be too hasty with our tsk-tsk's when there's drunk spanish guys in Pamplona's bars showing off the scars on their butts and crotches saying "The horn went in this side and came out that side!" Deep down, we're all the same! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beerchug.gif" BORDER="0"> <p>We are all brothers in this world you know, both in our incredible artistic and technical achievements and in our amazing gift for thinking up stupid stuff to do so we can impress girls.<p>Come on... let's be stupid TOGETHER! <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/all_coholic.gif" BORDER="0"> <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/all_coholic.gif" BORDER="0">

Santeno
03-21-2005, 09:02 AM
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD><i>Quote, originally posted by <b>MontrealMustang</b> &raquo;</i></TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">We are all brothers in this world you know, both in our incredible artistic and technical achievements and in our amazing gift for thinking up stupid stuff to do so we can impress girls.<p>Come on... let's be stupid TOGETHER!</TD></TR></TABLE><br>BRAVO!!!!<p>That is the best statement I've heard in a very long time. I nominate this for quote of the day. My hat's off to you good sir. <IMG NAME="icon" SRC="http://www.germancarfans.com/images/forums/beerchug.gif" BORDER="0">